your name is sis strider. you are 23 years old and the guardian slash ecto-biological mother of dave strider, through some paradox/time fuckery you can't be assed to explain right now.

you're a badass bladekind wielder, utilizing anything from your vast collection of unbelievably shitty swords, creepy-ass smuppets, and even creepier marionette, lil cal, in battle. you can also flashstep like some kind of fucking ninja straight out of a shitty animu.

these days, you make the majority of your money through your various blogs and websites. in your spare time, you make a little extra cash djing at clubs throughout the city.

what will you do??

1. other blogs i run